Shattered Glass Ops

Woody Balut

Shattered Glass Ops

Monday, February 21, 2011

Robert Larson

BIGFOOT LIKES RIDES TOO

           On December 14^th, 2010, Bob Dohl was doing his normal rounds at Disney World Theme Park. However, that night’s rounds would be slightly different than all the other nights of locking doors and turning off lights. As Mr. Dohl was locking the doors of the security room in Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon Water Park, he heard quick footsteps outside that seemed to be running towards the outskirts of the park. As Mr. Dohl turned to see who was there, he spotted the back of the behemoth six foot eight furry creature we refer to as Bigfoot, Yeti, and Sasquatch. When Mr. Dohl was interviewed by WFTV’s Todd Ulrich Dohl stated, when asked, if he was positive that he actually saw this creature Dohl stated, “I knew it as soon as I turned to see it. I could catch a glimpse of his furry back that covered his body, and this thing looked tall enough to start for the Orlando Magic.” Now you may question the credibility of this Dohl character, however, when Todd Ulrich spoke to head of security at DisneyWorld Resort Dan Reshford Reshford stated, “Bob is a good guy, that has worked here for years, if he says that he saw him… he saw him.”

            The park was closed for two days in order for investigations to take place around the area. Nothing was found. The police stated that the chance of Bigfoot being there that night was slim to none, due to the fact that there was no type of evidence found during those two days. However Dohl stands by his word and still believes one hundred percent that Bigfoot was roaming the grounds that night. So who do we believe in this situation? Is Bigfoot just as sneaky as he’s rumored to be? Covering his tracks after realizing he had been spotted? Also, you have to take into account the fact that there is always the chance the police did not take this investigation and story into serious consideration. Or is this Mr. Dohl just a man searching for attention, hoping that his story, whether true or false, would make it into a magazine article like the one I am writing now? Well if that is the case you have succeeded Mr. Dohl. Nevertheless one must wonder is this creature a threat to mankind, Or just another thrill seeker trying to enjoy the many rides of DisneyWorld--we may never know.